my latest hairbrained idea

I want to take dance lessons. not just any dance lessons ~ ballet lessons! Me! the overweight 30 yr old with bad knees, no flexibility and anything remotely resembling grace or poise.

when i go to the dance place nearby to pick up another Danskin unitard for yoga, i'll see if they offer adult classes, and what level they are. and i'll omit the part about me having been a student there about oh, 25 years ago.