HRH ~ Her Royal Handbag??
Jun. 9th, 2002 10:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
just_cydchannel surfing this evening, i happened upon a station showing the various festivites of the Queen's Golden Jubilee celebration. i noticed that she was carrying a black patent handbag, and i wondered what the Queen would carry in her handbag? The keys to Buckingham palace?? mace? a long strip of accordion-folded photo-jackets showing off her grandchildren? lipstick, kleenex and a compact? a wallet with change for the subway and identification, so when some smartass says "who do you think you are, the Queen of England??" she can flash them her photo ID???
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Date: 2002-06-09 07:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-06-10 02:15 pm (UTC)Probably bricks to fend of the big dogs sent after her (well, at least according to Eddie Izzard *g*)
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[His revision of the British National Anthem - based on the concept that, given how much security she has, she's already "one fucking saved Queen", it shoudl instead be "God Attack the Queen" features the rather memerable line "God attack the Queen/send big dogs after her/to bite her bum" - after which he begins discussing her carrying bricks in her handbag. if you've not yet seen Eddie Izzard in his "Dress to Kill" performance, it's really QUITE hilarious!]